People give money to THIS?
Jesus H. Christ. I can’t seem to break $150 for a worthy cause — going to Iraq and bringing you people news at great risk to life and limb — and this girl has raised $3,348.94 for a boob job. Not to make mountains out of molehills here, but after you’ve gone over and checked out Michelle’s boobs (I know you’re going to,) please come back and drop something in the kitty over at back-to-iraq.com. I’m working my ass off here and I don’t want to go bust.
We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.
(P.S. As of today, I’m now a very cute, perky 23-year-old girl in need of your help.)