People give money to THIS?

Jesus H. Christ. I can’t seem to break $150 for a wor­thy cause — going to Iraq and bring­ing you peo­ple news at great risk to life and limb — and this girl has raised $3,348.94 for a boob job. Not to make moun­tains out of mole­hills here, but after you’ve gone over and checked out Michelle’s boobs (I know you’re going to,) please come back and drop some­thing in the kitty over at back​-to​-iraq​.com. I’m work­ing my ass off here and I don’t want to go bust.
We now return to our reg­u­larly sched­uled pro­gram­ming.
(P.S. As of today, I’m now a very cute, perky 23-year-old girl in need of your help.)

2 thoughts on “People give money to THIS?

  1. Brief Updates

    I heard Michael Sav­age on the radio in a taxi recently. While I’m gen­er­ally in favor of pro­vid­ing mean­ing­ful work

  2. Brief Updates

    I heard Michael Sav­age on the radio in a taxi recently. While I’m gen­er­ally in favor of pro­vid­ing mean­ing­ful work

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