Chris is alive!

Ok, everyone, calm down. I’ve seen in the comments that a couple of people seem to think Chris has come to some harm. Let me nip that rumor in the bud right now. Chris is just fine. I have gotten email from him, and he has sent out a dispatch for the paying customers. I will be posting that dispatch to the site later today, once everyone on the mailing list has had a chance to read it.
Please be careful about jumping to conclusions like this.