The latest silly article on Iran…

Aside

Pos­si­bly one of the most ridicu­lous arti­cles I’ve read in a while: Why Iran’s Top Lead­ers Believe That The End Of Days Has Come | Fox News.

Yeah, I know. “Fox News”, right? But one of the rea­sons Iran is so mys­te­ri­ous is because US and other west­ern lead­ers don’t know what the regime’s lead­er­ship is think­ing, much less that they’re obsessed with the “end times.”

Iranian Hegemony: What’s Not to Like?

This week’s ker­fuf­fle over Iran­ian Pres­i­dent Ahmadinjad’s speech to Colum­bia Uni­ver­sity and his request to go to Ground Zero indi­cates that we, as a coun­try, have indeed bought tick­ets to absur­dis­tan. I was in New York City for the dustup, roust­ing edi­tors from their desks and pitch­ing sto­ries, so I got to see the crazy head­lines and mas­sive mediagasm.

The Evil Has Landed” screamed the New York Daily News. “NYers In Rage over ‘Tehran’ting Lunatic” exclaimed the New York Post. (Why not “‘Iran’ting Lunatic”?) Over­all, it was a week of ugly intol­er­ance for even the idea of dis­cus­sion. Appar­ently some things are out of bounds even to talk about, and allow­ing the Iran­ian pres­i­dent to present his views was well beyond the pale.

Which is a shame, con­sid­er­ing how nec­es­sary Iran is to the United States’ plans in the Mid­dle East. Iran is a major power that has its own inter­ests which could be brought in line — a lit­tle, at least — with America’s. So, just to be a lit­tle bit naugh­tier than the New York tabloids, let’s talk about an idea that’s prob­a­bly beyond dis­cus­sion. Given the charges that Iran is on the march across the Mid­dle East, is look­ing to “take it over” and drive the United States back into its own hemi­sphere what’s so bad about Iran­ian hegemony?

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Iran attack this Friday? Not Likely

There’s some buzz that the U.S. is ready­ing an attack on Iran, pos­si­bly as soon as this Fri­day.
Don’t believe it. I’m due to be on board the _USS Stennis_, believed to be one of the ships tak­ing part in this attack, next week — and it won’t even be in the Per­sian Gulf.
I’m not inclined to believe the US mil­i­tary would be tak­ing reporters on boat rides in the Indian Ocean, for exam­ple, just a few days after the start of a new war. Maybe I’m wrong on this, but my hunch is this is one more rumor that got started by Debka and the usual suspects.

Iran supplying Zarqawi?

Omar over at Iraq the Model trans­lates an arti­cle from az-Zamman that claims Iran­ian Rev­o­lu­tion­ary Guards are sup­ply­ing Abu Musab al-Zarqawi with advanced weaponry, with Lebanese Hizbol­lah as the inter­me­di­ary.
Here’s what you should know about this: Zar­qawi _hates_ the Shi’a com­mu­nity, with the fiery pas­sion of the Sun’s core. When I was with TIME, we mon­i­tored al Qaeda in Iraq’s (AQI) pro­nounce­ments through the Web, mar­ket DVDs and audio tapes. If the stack of Zar­qawi ful­mi­na­tions against the Amer­i­cans and Jews were a foot high, for exam­ple, his tirades and ser­mons against the Shi’a were 10 times that. He hates ‘em, which is pretty much in tune with hard-core Wah­habi doc­trine.
On the other hand, he never said a word against Iran. Instead, it’s the Ba’athists who see the Per­sians as the bogey­man to the east. Thanks to an 8-year war with Iran, the Ba’athists are fight­ing an insur­gency against the Iraqi gov­ern­ment, which they con­sider an Iran­ian plot. Zarqawi’s aims are much big­ger than that, and focus more on the Amer­i­can pres­ence.
Now, one of my old sources — who I hear has since been picked up by the Iraqi Inte­rior min­istry, the poor guy — told me once that Iran _was_ sup­ply­ing Sunni insur­gents in Iraq in a bid to keep the Amer­i­cans bogged down to the tune of $100 mil­lion to $200 mil­lion a year. The Ira­ni­ans were act­ing through what the CIA would call “cut-out” groups and the Sunni insur­gents often didn’t know who their ulti­mate bankrollers were. My source was nei­ther insur­gent, nor Amer­i­can, nor tied to the Shi’ite par­ties. He moved between all the par­ties because of his appar­ent neu­tral­ity and his infor­ma­tion was always top-notch. He told me about the shaped charges of IEDs months before they started becom­ing main­stream knowl­edge.
Back to Zar­qawi. Thanks to Zarqawi’s vir­u­lent anti-Shi’ism, it is highly unlikely that he would deal with Lebanese Hizbol­lah, or that Hizbol­lah would want to deal with him any­way, unless they’re com­plete lap­dogs to Tehran. I don’t believe they are, despite such accu­sa­tions from right-wingers in Wash­ing­ton and Tel Aviv Israel.
So what are we are to make of all this?
# Prob­a­bly, the story is fun­da­men­tally true, in that Iran is send­ing advanced weaponry, includ­ing Strela-7 mis­siles and lots of Kalash­nikovs, to Sunni insur­gents. Some of these weapons will inevitably find their way to Zarqawi’s boys. Iran is also lend­ing sup­port to the Shi’ite mili­tias such as the Badr Orga­ni­za­tion and Muq­tada al-Sadr’s Mahdi Army. A cer­tain amount of chaos next door ben­e­fits Tehran.
# Thanks to a net­work of mid­dle­men, it is unlikely the Sun­nis fight­ers know the ulti­mate source of the weapons, and if they do, they pos­si­bly don’t care. The Ba’athists, mainly, are fight­ing along­side Zar­qawi now because their ene­mies are more or less the same, but Ba’athist com­man­ders know that should they dis­lodge the Shi’ites from power — a highly unlikely event, in my opin­ion — Zar­qawi will turn his guns on them. They (mostly) coop­er­ate with AQI any­way, because he’s got the money.
# Iran is will­ing to fund guys to blow up Shi’ites if their larger aims — keep­ing Amer­ica off-balance and bogged down, and cement­ing their hold on Iraq’s gov­ern­ment — are met.
No. 3 is a con­tro­ver­sial claim, I know, and some peo­ple (*cough, cough* Juan Cole) refuse to enter­tain the idea that Iran would sac­ri­fice Iraqi Shi’ites for their plans.
That kind of think­ing works well in log­i­cal, alge­braic for­mu­la­tions of the issue, but it doesn’t work well with the hard, geopo­lit­i­cal facts on the ground in Iran and Iraq. Iran was _quite_ will­ing to send 15-year-old Shi’ites to their deaths on the front-line with Iraq in that 1980 – 88 war because they’d be mar­tyrs, which has a long tra­di­tion in Shi’ism. Plus, they’re deal­ing with Iraqi _Arab_ Shi’ites. A lot of Iraqi Shi’ites died so that Iran wouldn’t break out of the Fao dur­ing the Iran-Iraq War, and it’s unlikely Tehran has for­got­ten that. Iraqi Shi’ites may share a faith, but they don’t always see eye to eye.
So, the mul­lahs in Tehran could regard the Shi’ite losses in Iraq as a) regret­table but accept­able losses and b) a con­ve­nient rea­son to expand their influ­ence next door, in much the same way that Turkey regards vio­lence against Turko­mans as a rea­son to keep their fin­gers in Kur­dish affairs. (“We must pro­tect our Shi’ite broth­ers!”)
Hard-nosed power pol­i­tics makes for strange bed­fel­lows indeed.