Navy Seals

Sea lions and their handlersOK. Usu­ally this is a very seri­ous site, but every now and then I find some­thing a lit­tle … odd. This is one of those things.
Turns out the Navy, under the aegis of the Marine Mam­mal Pro­gram has had to acknowl­edge a squad of anti-terror sea lions, trained to patrol the Per­sian Gulf for ter­ror­ist divers, based in Bahrain har­bor. Their bark­ing was so loud there was no way the Navy could hide the exis­tence of the mam­mals, which are not native to the Per­sian Gulf. I’m not mak­ing this up.
The Navy has long feared enemy divers who could blow up ships by attach­ing mines to them. Sea lions, dol­phins and even a Bel­uga whale are trained to patrol the waters around the ships, locate enemy divers, snap a clamp onto one of their limbs and leave.
ABC​news​.com con­tin­ues: “The clamp is con­nected to a rope and sig­nal buoy that humans with guns would then reel up, pre­sum­ably pulling up a human on the other end.” [“Humans with guns”? Who writes this stuff? — Ed.] “In the­ory, the ani­mals would not be hurt. Their con­tact with a poten­tial ter­ror­ist — who would pre­sum­ably be sur­prised — would last only an instant as they briefly made con­tact.“
“When you study the ani­mals and you come to real­ize what they can do in their own envi­ron­ment, the aquatic envi­ron­ment, it’s no sur­prise that we have not been able to build a machine that can do what they do,” said Navy vet­eri­nar­ian Eric Jensen.
Sea lions are pre­ferred because, unlike dol­phins, they can con­tinue their pur­suit of an enemy diver onto dry land. What? How hard is it to out­run a wad­dling cir­cus act on flip­pers?
In a time of con­tin­u­ous bad news, this story — while weird — made my night.
UPDATE: Yes, yes, I know sea lions are not seals, already. But c’mon, that head­line was too good to pass up.

More “arrogance” — and we need it

OK. I know I’m stray­ing from the cen­tral mis­sion of Back​-to​-Iraq​.com, but I feel I have to write about this. Colum­bia was a gen­uine tragedy that shouldn’t be exploited for polit­i­cal gain, either by the left or the right. I’ve not man­aged to track down a tran­script of the CBC exchange in which Amer­i­can “arro­gance” is blamed for Columbia’s explo­sive end, but I did get an email bul­letin from the Insti­tute for Pub­lic Accu­racy hours after the shut­tle broke up over Texas. In it, rather than offer them­selves as experts on what might have hap­pened, the offered experts used Colum­bia to advance their anti-technological agenda and find some fault with the direc­tion of the space pro­gram. Here are the sources offered. (I’ve removed the con­tact infor­ma­tion so that they don’t get slammed by angry B2I read­ers.)

LLOYD J. DUMAS: Dumas is the author of “Lethal Arro­gance: Human Fal­li­bil­ity and Dan­ger­ous Tech­nolo­gies” and is a pro­fes­sor of polit­i­cal econ­omy at the Uni­ver­sity of Texas at Dal­las. He said today: “The tragic breakup of the space shut­tle Colum­bia as it re-entered the atmos­phere this morn­ing once more under­lines the vul­ner­a­bil­ity of highly com­plex tech­nolo­gies. It is too early to know what caused the shut­tle to dis­in­te­grate — human error, tech­ni­cal fail­ure, or some­thing else. But the les­son is clear: when fal­li­ble human beings inter­act with pow­er­ful tech­nolo­gies, fail­ures are inevitable. This time, the fail­ure took the lives of seven astro­nauts. The next cat­a­strophic human-technical fail­ure could take the lives of thou­sands, tens of thou­sands, even hun­dreds of thou­sands of peo­ple, if the tech­nol­ogy involved is a nuclear power plant, a highly toxic chem­i­cals facil­ity, or a nuclear, bio­log­i­cal or chem­i­cal weapon of mass destruc­tion. For the same rea­sons, the space-based weapons the gov­ern­ment is so deter­mined to deploy will be no less vul­ner­a­ble to mal­func­tion, with poten­tially dis­as­trous con­se­quences. The Colum­bia tragedy is the lat­est in a series of warn­ings we have been given that we must now find ways to elim­i­nate the most dan­ger­ous of our tech­nolo­gies if we are to per­ma­nently avoid cat­a­stro­phe.“
KARL GROSSMAN: Gross­man is the author of “The Wrong Stuff: The Space Program’s Nuclear Threat To Our Planet” and is a pro­fes­sor of jour­nal­ism at the State Uni­ver­sity of New York/College at Old West­bury. He said today: “The Colum­bia tragedy comes as NASA has been mov­ing on a vastly expanded pro­gram for the use of nuclear power in space. Dubbed Project Prometheus, it is to broaden NASA’s $1 bil­lion Nuclear Sys­tems Ini­tia­tive begun last year and include devel­op­ment of a nuclear-propelled rocket. Con­sider the con­se­quences if a rocket pow­ered by a nuclear reac­tor came down in pieces over Texas or else­where on earth. Indeed, in May and June, NASA intends to launch from Florida two rock­ets, both car­ry­ing rovers to land on Mars that are equipped with plutonium-powered heaters.… NASA’s Envi­ron­men­tal Impact State­ment says for each shot ‘the over­all chance of any acci­dent that releases radioac­tive mate­ri­als to the envi­ron­ment is about 1 in 230.’ These are high odds for cat­a­stro­phe.… The Colum­bia dis­as­ter must show us the awful folly of this atomic space path.“
BRUCE GAGNON: Direc­tor of the Global Net­work Against Weapons and Nuclear Power in Space, Gagnon said today: “The Pentagon’s role in the space pro­gram has been expand­ing, espe­cially since the recent bud­get cuts. Recent state­ments by for­mer Sec­re­tary of the Navy, and now new NASA direc­tor, Sean O’Keefe have indi­cated that all future NASA mis­sions will be ‘dual-use’ — in other words, the Pen­ta­gon will con­tinue to take over the space pro­gram. ‘Star Wars’ accel­er­ates the weaponiza­tion of space — the so-called ‘mis­sile defense’ pro­grams are actu­ally offen­sive sys­tems although the Pen­ta­gon likes to pre­tend that they are mainly for defen­sive pur­poses. As the Colum­bia tragedy shows, all these tech­nolo­gies are error-prone.”

As each blurb reveals, these guys the see the space pro­gram as either highly arro­gant in its attempts to learn more about the uni­verse (Dumas), anti-nuke (Gross­man) and as some back­door for the mil­i­tary (Gagnon.) I’m hear­ing in these voices the cho­rus, which comes every time some­thing goes wrong, that sings, “Don’t do it, don’t ven­ture forth, it’s too scary and dan­ger­ous. Spend the money here on earth.“
Well, you know what? Explo­ration is famously dan­ger­ous. Space is a hos­tile envi­ron­ment and peo­ple can die there pretty damn eas­ily. Yes, NASA uses highly com­pli­cated tech­nolo­gies that can fail — spec­tac­tu­larly. But these are not rea­sons to stop going up there. Planes fall out of the sky all the time, but you don’t hear ner­vous Nel­lies say­ing we should stop fly­ing because it’s a dan­ger­ous busi­ness. In 113 mis­sions, NASA has had two major acci­dents — that have had the mis­for­tune of being tele­vised, explo­sive and spec­tac­u­lar. Before the shut­tle pro­gram got off the ground, a fire on the pad dur­ing a check on the Apollo 1 space­craft claimed the lives of Vir­gil I. Gris­som, Edward H. White II, and Roger B. Chaf­fee in 1967. Apollo 13 was almost a dis­as­ter when an oxy­gen tank rup­tured, but the three astro­nauts were able to return to earth safely. In all, since 1958, NASA has lost 17 astro­nauts.
These tragic acci­dent should remind us that the ulti­mate sac­ri­fice of those 17 men and women were made will­ingly and for the bet­ter­ment of not just Amer­i­cans, but for all of human­ity. Not only do we get real ben­e­fits from the space pro­gram (com­put­ers small enough to fit in your breast pocket, for instance) but their courage — and their sac­ri­fice — inspire us to lift up our eyes from the daily grind in front of us and look beyond the hori­zon to won­der, “What’s out there?” And that inspi­ra­tion is worth more than all the money in the world, for these men and women chal­lenge us to stretch, to reach and to grasp at the stars in an arro­gant, mad, brave — and quin­tes­sen­tially, won­der­fully, human — ges­ture.
God­speed, Columbia.

Space shuttle columbia breaks up on re-entry

vert.breakup.photosseq.jpgAll indi­ca­tions are that the space shut­tle Colum­bia, NASA’s old­est shut­tle, has bro­ken up on ren­try with no sur­vivors. Sick­en­ingly, CBC News­world, a Cana­dian news mag­a­zine, inter­viewed writer Robert Sawyer and allegedly asked him if “Amer­i­can arro­gance” was the cause of this tragedy. Mod­er­ateLeft has a response to the charges of “arro­gance.“

Well, if this is arro­gance — explor­ing space for sci­ence, push­ing the enve­lope of the human expe­ri­ence, doing what our species has always done — then I sup­port it. If it is arro­gant to want to learn, we are arro­gant. If it is arro­gant to want to explore, we are arro­gant. If it is arro­gant to risk our lives for the pos­si­bil­ity of a bet­ter future for all mankind, we are arro­gant.
Mankind is arro­gant. We believe fool­ish things — that we may one day cure can­cer, that we may one day develop new forms of energy, that we may one day walk on Mars. We believe these fool­ish things, and we ded­i­cate our­selves to achiev­ing them. How ridicu­lous. How arro­gant.
And peo­ple die for these things. And peo­ple are injured for life. The astro­nauts of Apollo 1, and the Chal­lenger, and now, sadly, the Colum­bia have died for the arro­gant belief that we can be more than we are, that we can walk on the moon, that we can touch the stars.
This arro­gance is not Amer­i­can in nature. It is human. It is human arro­gance that led us from the veldt of Africa to the ice-bound waste­lands of Europe, across the Bering Strait into the Amer­i­cas, across oceans to Aus­tralia and Oceana. It is human arro­gance that leads thou­sands of peo­ple to live in the frigid envi­ron­ment of Antarc­tica, that leads explor­ers to dive miles under the oceans in bathy­scapes.
This arro­gance is our species’ birthright. It is what defines us. If we were not arro­gant, we never would have flown. We never would have domesi­cated the horse. We would have died in the caves, unwill­ing to strive to be more than we are.
So call us arro­gant for build­ing the space shut­tle. Call the men and woman who gave their lives today arro­gant for believ­ing they could fly to space and return to tell about it. But don’t call us wrong. For this arro­gance defines human­ity. And I would rather our species be arro­gant than afraid.

Back-to-Iraq’s thoughts and sym­pa­thies go out to the fam­i­lies and friends of the crew. This is just such a tragedy.

Anti-war protestors descend on Washington

I just heard on NPR that the orga­niz­ers of the protests against Mr. Bush’s war in Wash­ing­ton and around the coun­try expect 100 buses from New York alone. Guilty con­fes­sion: My imme­di­ate thought was, “Yeah, that’ll con­vince the Bush admin­is­tra­tion to free up more fed­eral aid to rebuild New York.“
Actu­ally, more power to the pro­test­ers. I didn’t go down to the protest, because I’m not much for join­ing big groups and I think this White House is par­tic­u­larly tone-deaf to crit­i­cism from peo­ple that would never vote for Bush, ever. But I hold out the faint hope that maybe 100,000 peo­ple march­ing on the White House might do some­thing pos­i­tive. It will be inter­est­ing to see the esti­mate of the num­ber of pro­test­ers from the cops, orga­niz­ers, media, et al.
For those who can’t make it to D.C., an anti-war sol­i­dar­ity rally has been reported to be set for 1 p.m. today at Union Square. For more news, check out www​.dc​.indy​media​.com.

Dude, you’re, like, totally busted

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Jesus H. Christ on a surf­board. I don’t even know what to think of this. Appar­ently a 15-year old dude from Tor­rence, Calif., was arrested Dec. 29 at LAX after try­ing to board a Sin­ga­pore Air flight to Indone­sia. Why was he arrested? He had a doc­tored pass­port with the name “Cat Stevens” on it. Under ques­tion­ing, the teen admit­ted he wanted to join al Qa’ida because he heard the ter­ror net­work was pay­ing air­fare to Indone­sia and lodg­ing. His motive for join­ing? He was “sick of surf­ing Rat beach close­outs”, a ref­er­ence to his local surf spots less than stel­lar wave qual­ity.
Dude, you’re, like, totally stu­pid.
I’ve never heard of some­one — before now, any­way — who wanted to join al Qa’ida so he could surf. And if he already had a ticket, then how was al Qa’ida going to reim­burse him? What forms did Osama bin Ladin’s expense depart­ment need to com­pen­sate Dude for his out­lay? I mean, shit. This is just stupid.