Two wars for the price of one!

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A 1st Bat­tal­ion, 9th Field Artillery sol­dier from Fort Stew­art, Ga. looks out over Udari Range in North­west­ern Kuwait, dur­ing a live fire exer­cise. (Photo by Sgt. 1st Class David K. Dis­mukes, CFLCC Pub­lic Affairs)

Hello all — I’m back from the hin­ter­lands of Arkansas, and boy am I glad to be back in New York. I took a break from the site for the last week, since much of the news out of Iraq seems to be of the “hurry up and wait” vari­ety. (In a minor update, the United Nations says Iraq has given it the names of more than 500 sci­en­tists involved in its arms pro­gram.)
How­ever, what’s more inter­est­ing is how the cri­sis with the Demo­c­ra­tic People’s Repub­lic of Korea (that’s North Korea for the Bushies read­ing this) is start­ing to inter­sect with the Iraqi cri­sis. Now, I know this site is called “Back to Iraq,” but the ways in which the Bush admin­is­tra­tion is deal­ing with North Korea is reveal­ing vis a vis Saddam’s abat­toir.
First off, North Korea has expelled UN weapons inspec­tors, removed mon­i­tor­ing equip­ment and started up reac­tors that can make weapons grade plu­to­nium in six months or so. The Stal­in­ist play­ground has also moved light machine guns into the (for­merly) DMZ between North and South. Pres­i­dent Bush’s response, in marked con­trast to his bel­li­cos­ity regard­ing Iraq — which doesn’t as yet have nukes, doesn’t seem much of a threat to its neigh­bors and doesn’t seem to be cozy­ing up to Al Qa’ida — is to threaten North Korea with eco­nomic col­lapse if it doesn’t aban­don its nuclear aims.
One ques­tion: Is he fuck­ing seri­ous?
Threat­en­ing the north with eco­nomic col­lapse is like wav­ing a gun at a dead man. Peo­ple are eat­ing grass, for God’s sake. (George Paine over at war​blog​ging​.com has a good entry on this.
With his “with us or against us” rhetoric, Bush has drawn a line in the sand in which all ter­ror­ism and weapons of mass destruc­tion in the hands of axis of evil char­ter mem­bers are “evil.” But with one mem­ber, we go to war, although the evi­dence that Iraq poses an exis­ten­tial threat to the United States is sorely lack­ing. With another mem­ber, which can threaten the cities of major allies and would be the most likely to sell anthrax and loose nukes to Al Qa’ida, we threaten it with grow­ing eco­nomic and polit­i­cal iso­la­tion, called “tai­lored con­tain­ment.“
“It is called ‘tai­lored con­tain­ment’ because this is an entirely dif­fer­ent sit­u­a­tion than Iraq or Iran,” a senior admin­is­tra­tion offi­cial said. “It is a lot about polit­i­cal stress and putting eco­nomic stress. It also requires max­i­mum multi­na­tional coop­er­a­tion.“
That sounds an awful lot like sanc­tions to me, which I thought the Bush peo­ple had dis­missed in Iraq as unwork­able. And why is this an “entirely dif­fer­ent sit­u­a­tion than Iraq or Iran”? Is it because if we go to war with North Korea, the North Kore­ans might shoot back? All in all, it sounds like the Bush pol­icy with North Korea is to piss them off as much as pos­si­ble.
At any rate, Bush’s pol­icy of pre­emp­tive self-defense has just come back and bit him in the ass. This action by the North Kore­ans is directly related to his good guys-bad guys rhetoric, because they are threat­ened and they’re look­ing to beef up their deter­rent before the United States can act mil­i­tar­ily. The United States is not the only coun­try that can act before some­one threat­ens its exis­tence, and Dear Leader has just acted. Per­haps every­one is gear­ing up to fin­ish that busi­ness from the 1950s once and for all.
I’ll be hon­est, North Korea isn’t some­thing I’ve paid a lot of atten­tion to, see­ing as my focus has been on Iraq. It turns out I have some­thing in com­mon with the Bush White House after all…

Malibu Osama’s Dream House!

Oh, boy! Still don’t know what to get your favorite inde­pen­dent jour­nal­ist for the hol­i­days? How about this set of 12-in. action fig­ures fea­tur­ing Osama bin Laden, George W. Bush and other char­ac­ters from the war on ter­ror.
I don’t know about you, but I have one word to say about this: “Gimme!” Some may con­sider these the height of bad taste, and on some level they would be right. But who the hell cares? If any­one wants to send me a War on Ter­ror action fig­ure from these guys, feel free to have it shipped to

Christo­pher Allbrit­ton
810 7th Ave., 6th Floor
New York, NY 10019

I love kitsch.
But seri­ously, these dolls have touched a lot of nerves, for obvi­ous rea­sons. The let­ters to the com­pany it has posted are a ven­omous lot, with this exam­ple:

From: musa ahmed
Subject: Herobuilders.com
To: sales@herobuilders.com
WE THE BROTHERS SAY, MAY THE CURSE OF ALLAH BE UPON YOU, AND MAY EVERY MUSLIM ATTACK YOU FOR THE WAY YOU HAVE PORTRAYED OUR MUSLIM BROTHER WHOM WE LOVE VERY MUCH FOR THE SAKE OF ALLAH...MUSLIMS ARE PURE, YOU ARE THE HOMOSEXUALS AND WIFE SWAPPING PIG LOVING SCUM.......WHY DONT YOU PUT A DRESS ON YOUR GAY BUSH.AND FORTHERMORE A MUSLIM DOCTOR SAID THERE IS A CURE FOR ALL OF YOU GAY AMERICANS. THE CURE IS , SUPER GLUE EVERY HOLE ON YOUR BODY, THAT WAY YOU WILL STOP BEING SODOMITES. BUT MAY THE AIDS VIRUS WIPE YOU ALL OUT....

Coun­tered by this lovely let­ter:

This came from Nexus_of _Darkness
Don't Matter wrote:
You are one sad group of people! I am a cnadian and damn glad that I am not one of you racist americans!!! I know that Osama and Saddam were terrorists but that does not give anyone the right to make action figures from them in the style that you did! I am heavily reccomending that you clean up your act or I will report you to the human rights act!!! I hope that you burn in hell racist [explicit]!!!

I don’t see how mak­ing a doll out of some­one is a human rights vio­la­tion. I can see how Mus­lims would be upset, since there is a pro­hi­bi­tion on depict­ing the human form, I thought, but the let­ter from the “cna­dian” seems a typ­i­cal exam­ple of knee­jerk anti-Americanism.
Look, this is what Amer­ica pop cul­ture does. It takes hor­ri­ble or offen­sive events or peo­ple and repack­ages them into eas­ily con­sum­able mate­r­ial objects. That’s how Amer­i­can cul­ture deals with things. And this is at the heart of the world war in which we now find our­selves: a clash of cul­tures in which one con­sid­ers many things sacred and beyond crit­i­cism and another which con­sid­ers noth­ing sacred and every­thing decon­structable. (I think that’s a word.)