The latest silly article on Iran…

Aside

Pos­si­bly one of the most ridicu­lous arti­cles I’ve read in a while: Why Iran’s Top Lead­ers Believe That The End Of Days Has Come | Fox News.

Yeah, I know. “Fox News”, right? But one of the rea­sons Iran is so mys­te­ri­ous is because US and other west­ern lead­ers don’t know what the régime’s lead­er­ship is think­ing, much less that they’re obsessed with the “end times.”

Craziness on Display

One of the things writ­ing the U.S. media roundup on [IraqSlogger](http://www.iraqslogger.com) allows me to do is get a high dud­geon up over the crap that passes for analy­sis on op-​ed pages … or sloppy writ­ing in the mid­dle of report­ing. (Michael Gor­don of the *New York Times* has been [raked over the coals](http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/08/opinion/08pubed.html) for his indis­crim­i­nate use of “al Qaeda” to describe most Iraqis with a Kalash­nikov, but thank­fully that seems to have been reined in.)
Oth­ers have been less care­ful. On Fri­day, Leslie Sab­bagh of the *Chris­t­ian Sci­ence Mon­i­tor* writes that Petraeus warned of “greatly increased sec­tar­ian vio­lence” if the U.S. pulls out too soon. It’s a fairly run-​of-​the mill story, with stats show­ing a drop in attacks against civil­ians and an increase against U.S. troops. Pretty much what you’d expect, but there is some sloppy lan­guage in here. Sab­bagh writes of a “quick with­drawal,” but few peo­ple in Wash­ing­ton are talk­ing about any­thing hasty. They’re talk­ing about the start of a with­drawal sooner rather than later — one that might take six months, a year, what­ever — not a pell-​mell rush to the bor­der.
Sab­bagh does it again, writ­ing, “The prospect of any hasty removal of US troops has (Petraeus) con­cerned.” But the gen­eral actu­ally said, “If we pull out there will be greatly increased sec­tar­ian vio­lence, human­i­tar­ian con­cerns.…” Petraeus makes no men­tion of the speed of the pull­out; he ques­tions the wis­dom of a pull­out alto­gether. The mil­i­tary com­mand and the Bush White House seem to be envi­sion­ing a long-​term pres­ence in Iraq that will last years, but reporters are think­ing of a evac­u­a­tion, Saigon style. Those are two very dif­fer­ent ideas. Reporters need to let the read­ers know when Petraeus, Bush, et al. are try­ing to reframe the debate as a choice between a hasty, unplanned retreat and an indef­i­nite pres­ence. What’s actu­ally being talked about is either an indef­i­nite pres­ence or an orderly with­drawal with proper force-​protection over a period of time, but which begins sooner rather than never.
But for an egre­gious exam­ple of high weird­ness, check out the *Monitor*‘s pub­li­ca­tion of [an op-​ed by Andrew Roberts](http://www.csmonitor.com/2007/0712/p09s01-coop.html), author of “A His­tory of the English-​Speaking Peo­ples Since 1900.” In this extra­or­di­nary op-​ed, Roberts argues that “the English-​speaking peo­ples” (ESPs) of the world are the ones best able to stand up to rad­i­cal, total­i­tar­ian Islam because Anglo­phones have never been invaded or fallen under the sway of fas­cism or com­mu­nism. “Coun­tries in which Eng­lish is the pri­mary lan­guage are cul­tur­ally, polit­i­cally, and mil­i­tar­ily dif­fer­ent” — read, “bet­ter” — “from the rest of ‘the West,’” he writes. “They stand for moder­nity, reli­gious and sex­ual tol­er­a­tion, cap­i­tal­ism, diver­sity, women’s rights, rep­re­sen­ta­tive insti­tu­tions — in a word, the future.” Yeah! Suck it, Ger­many, Spain and Italy! (Who have all com­mit­ted troops and suf­fered casu­al­ties in Iraq, Afghanistan, Lebanon and else­where since 911.)
Seri­ously, this offen­sively nativist tract must come as a sur­prise to the those non-​English-​speaking peo­ples of the world (poor sods), but maybe they’ll be con­tent to bask in the warm pro­tec­torate of the US-​Canadian-​British-​ANZ imperium. There is just so much wrong with this op-​ed — such as say­ing the inva­sion of South Korea by North Korea was a “sur­prise” attack for the world’s ESPs when it sounds like it was more a sur­prise to the South Kore­ans. And his rep­e­ti­tion of the whole ESP phrase is grat­ing. Finally, he just up and ignores the con­tri­bu­tions of Ger­man sol­diers in Afghanistan and the French Navy in patrolling the vital sea lanes through­out the Ara­bian and Indian oceans. And he trots out the old, “Al Qaeda can’t be appeased because the French would have already done so” trope. WTF? Is this a joke?
There’s much more — so much more. I’m leav­ing out the pablum from such lumi­nar­ies as Bill Kris­tol — “the Bush pres­i­dency will be seen as a sucess” — and the *Wall Street Jour­nal* edi­to­r­ial page. I mean, we all know what’s the score with those guys. But I expected a bit more from the *Mon­i­tor*.
Finally, my lat­est col­umn for [Spot-on.com](http://www.spot-on.com/) is avail­able. In it, I take up — what else? — [the 1st anniver­sary of the Israel-​Hezbollah war](http://www.spot-on.com/archives/allbritton/2007/07/lebanons_war_one_year_later.html). (Some peo­ple call it the July War, but since half of it hap­pened in August, I’ll stick with my appel­la­tion, thanks.)
That’s all. More to come!

Iran attack this Friday? Not Likely

There’s some buzz that the U.S. is ready­ing an attack on Iran, pos­si­bly as soon as this Fri­day.
Don’t believe it. I’m due to be on board the _​USS Stennis_​, believed to be one of the ships tak­ing part in this attack, next week — and it won’t even be in the Per­sian Gulf.
I’m not inclined to believe the US mil­i­tary would be tak­ing reporters on boat rides in the Indian Ocean, for exam­ple, just a few days after the start of a new war. Maybe I’m wrong on this, but my hunch is this is one more rumor that got started by Debka and the usual suspects.

Failure to Communicate

A for­mer trans­la­tor in Iraq, Dustin Lan­gan, wrote me today to tip me off about an inter­est­ing read in _​Radar_​, about the lack of good trans­la­tors in Iraq. He was recruited by MZM Inc., one of the com­pa­nies con­nected with the “Duke” Cun­ning­ham cor­rup­tion scan­dal, to work in Iraq from 2003 to 2004, and he has some good points to make.
One that is per­son­ally dear to me is the treat­ment of the Iraqi trans­la­tors. As he says:

[Iraqi trans­la­tors] have been treated ter­ri­bly. They’ve been killed. They have not been pro­tected. They have not received visas or any­thing. They’re being killed at very high rates. The result is many peo­ple now in Iraq think if you work with the coali­tion you’re an idiot, because you’re work­ing with some­one who doesn’t care about you, and then you’re killed.

I’ve known a few ‘terps, as they’re called, and my friend George Packer has made this “one of his major concerns”:http://www.tnr.com/doc.mhtml?i=20061127&s=packer112706. It should be one that makes every feel­ing Amer­i­can — whether you sup­ported the war or not — ashamed at how we’re treat­ing these peo­ple.
Any­way, it’s a good inter­view. Thanks for the tip, Dustin!

Operation Overblown

BAGHDAD — “Oper­a­tion Swarmer”:http://www.mnf-iraq.com/Daily/Mar/060317.htm is turn­ing out to be much less than meets the eye, or the tele­vi­sion cam­era, for that matter.

Iraqi and Coali­tion forces launched Oper­a­tion Iraqi Freedom’s largest air assault oper­a­tion in south­ern Salah Ad Din province March 16. Named Oper­a­tion Swarmer, the joint operation’s mis­sion was to clear a sus­pected insur­gent oper­at­ing area north­east of Samarra.
Oper­a­tion Swarmer included more than 1,500 troops from the Iraqi Army’s 4th Divi­sion, the U.S. 101st Air­borne Divi­sion and 101st Com­bat Avi­a­tion Brigade. The Sol­diers iso­lated the objec­tive area in a com­bined air and ground assault.
More than 50 Attack and assault air­craft and 200 tac­ti­cal vehi­cles par­tic­i­pated in the oper­a­tion. Troops from the Iraqi Army’s 4th Divi­sion, the “Rakkasans” from the 187th Infantry Reg­i­ment and the “Hunters” from the 9th Cav­alry Reg­i­ment assaulted mul­ti­ple objec­tives. Forces from the Iraqi 2nd Com­mando Brigade then com­pleted a ground infil­tra­tion to secure numer­ous struc­tures in the area.
Ini­tial reports indi­cate a num­ber of weapons caches were cap­tured, con­tain­ing artillery shells, IED-​making mate­ri­als and mil­i­tary uni­forms. Iraqi and Coali­tion troops also detained 41 sus­pected insurgents.

That sounds excit­ing! But accord­ing to a col­league of mine from TIME who trav­eled up there today on a U.S. embassy-​sponsored trip, there are no insur­gents, no fight­ing and 17 of the 41 pris­on­ers taken have already been released after just one day. The “num­ber of weapons caches” equals six, which isn’t unusual when you travel around Iraq. They’re lit­er­ally every­where.
(Digres­sion: Just to clear some things up, “air assault” does not equal air strikes. There are no JDAMs being dropped, and there are no fixed-​wing air­craft involved at all, except maybe for sur­veil­lance. An air assault is the 101st Airborne’s way of insert­ing troops into a bat­tle­space. There is so far no evi­dence of bom­bard­ment of any kind. Also, it’s a telling exam­ple of how “well” things are going in Iraq that after three years, the U.S. is still lead­ing the fight and con­duct­ing sweeps in an area that has been swept/​contained/​pacfied/​cleared five or six times since 2004. How long before the U.S. has to come back again?)
As noted, about 1,500 troops were involved, 700 Amer­i­can and 800 Iraqi. But get this: in the area they’re scour­ing there are only about 1,500 res­i­dents. Accord­ing to my col­league and other reporters who were there, not a sin­gle shot has been fired.
“Oper­a­tion Swarmer” is really a media show. It was designed to show off the new Iraqi Army — although there was no enemy for them to fight. Every Amer­i­can offi­cial I’ve heard has empha­sized the role of the Iraqi forces just days before the third anniver­sary of the start of the war. That said, one Iraqi role the mil­i­tary will start high­light­ing in the next few days, I imag­ine, is that of Iraqi intel­li­gence. It was intel from the Iraqi mil­i­tary intel­li­gence and inte­rior min­istry that the U.S. says prompted this Potemkin oper­a­tion. And it will be the Iraqi intel that pro­vides the cover for Amer­i­can mil­i­tary com­man­ders to throw up their hands and say, “well, we _​thought_​bad guys were there.“
It’s hard to blame the mil­i­tary, how­ever. Sta­tions like Fox and CNN have really taken this and ran with it, with fancy graph­ics and theme music, thanks to a rel­a­tively slow news day. The gen­er­als here also are under tremen­dous pres­sure to show off some func­tion­ing Iraqi troops before the third anniver­sary, and I won’t fault them for going into a region loaded for bear. After all, the Iraqi intel­li­gence might have been right.
But Oper­a­tion Overblown should raise seri­ous ques­tions about how good Iraqi intel­li­gence is. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been told by earnest lieu­tenants that the Iraqis are valiant and nec­es­sary part­ners, “because they know the area, the peo­ple and the cus­toms.” But when I spoke to grunts and NCOs, how­ever, they usu­ally gave me blunter — and more col­or­ful — rea­sons why the Iraqi intel­li­gence was often, shall we say, use­less. Tribal rival­ries and per­sonal feuds are still a major rea­son why Iraqis drop a dime on their neigh­bors.
So I guess it’s fit­ting that on the eve of the third anniver­sary of a war launched on — oh, let’s be gen­er­ous — “faulty” intel­li­gence, a major oper­a­tion is hyped and then turns out to be less than what it appeared because of … faulty intel­li­gence.
*UPDATE 2400 GMT +0300:* Time​.com has posted the magazine’s “offi­cial version”:http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1174448,00.html by Brian Ben­nett, my col­league who was on the oper­a­tion today.