Revised estimate to start of war

I’ve decided to revise my estimate as to the start of a war against Iraq. I’m changing it to March 1 and not Feb. 21, as I previously said. Why? Because March 1 is a new moon, and the U.S. military loves to fight in the very dark of night. Also, the majority of troops will be in place by Feb. 15, and two weeks to prepare the troops would be better than one week.